Crocs: The (un)official footwear of living near friends
Want to know if someone lives near their besties? Don’t look at their address. Look at their feet.
If they’re rocking something like this:
…then they probably had to drive, bike, or cross a ravine just to borrow an egg.
But if you see this?
That’s a dead giveaway: they live within Crocs Radius™ — mere steps from their friends.
At Radish, every new resident is issued a pair of Crocs upon arrival to navigate the 6 neighboring buildings. It’s like being handed your house keys and your social life in one go.
The system is simple: Crocs on at origin --> Courtyard conquered --> Crocs off at destination.
LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR MESSING WITH SOCKS.
Even the kiddos are in on the movement. Check out this iconic look from my 3-year-old daughter:
If you find yourself thinking too much about arch support when visiting friends or family, that's a sign YOU LIVE TOO FAR FROM THEM. Life is best living at Crocs' distance.
So why hasn’t Supernuclear or Live Near Friends been contacted by Crocs for an official sponsorship?
If you’re a Crocs executive reading this (and we assume you are), let’s talk (hello@livenearfriends.com).
Fill out this form, we’ll send a free pair to a randomly-selected 20 people (you just need to pay $10 for shipping).
Step into friendship. Step into comfort. Step into… Crocs — the perfect footwear for those 10 steps to your friends' porch.
